Yo, humans, wazzup?

I luv U guys (well, most of U). U R rarely intristing and it's amazing that there R so many of U, and that U R all so diffrint. But, like my cousin Rebek, I find it sad that a lot of U make such a mess of the planet.

U lot HAVE 2 get it 2getha or all the polar bears R going 2 drown!!!

But disspite this, I do luv talking 2 humans, Espeshally the ones who can say “My Job Totally Rocks”, or “Totes Amazeballs” humans who hav done awesome stuff. Scroll down 2 check out the sekshuns I run on our website.

If U wanna talk 2 me, get in touch.

Love and hugs and kisses and stuff